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April 8, 2014

Of Upside-Down Inheritances…

by Lester Young

This has turned out to be one of the finest days of your whole entire life! Good ole Uncle Herman – good ole rich Uncle Herman – has just informed you that he’s always been very fond of you; and to show you just how much, he’s remembered you (quite prominently) in his will.

“Ya know, I’ll be turnin’ the big 100 this summer, and I expect to see you at my party!”

“Why, thank you so much, Unc… you know I’ll be right there at your side!” […thinking to yourself as you rub your hands together: “Hey, how many more parties can he possibly have?” See where your mind has gone just that quickly? Shame on you! Understandable… yet shame on you. But I digress…]

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